213 KZN women pregnant after Venda man eja_culated in the ocean

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A man from Venda broke records early this month when he went for a swim at the ocean in Durban. Samson Mabaso (33), a civil engineer in Limpopo was on vacation in Durban with a group of friends from work on the weekend of the 13 of May.
Having had arrived in Durbs on Friday night, they could not go for a swim the same day so they partied the whole night and slept in the morning.
Waking up at midday on Saturday, they decided to hit the beach. Samson testified he does not recall much from that day as he was still hungover from the previous night.
He told our reporters that all he remembers is a lot of beautiful women in bikinis and afterwards running into the ocean.
His friends confirmed that Samson could not handle the beauty and the half-naked women, so he ran into the water and exploded. After the incident, Samson told his friends he has not been with a woman for a very long time so he could not hold himself.
Days after the incident, about 213 women reported to hospitals and clinics around KZN and they were confirmed to be pregnant. Some of them stated that they have never been with a man before, while some stated that they have not slept with a man in months, and some also stating they are married but they are sure their husbands are not the ones that impregnated them.
Sources say some girls from as far as Cape Town and Port Elizabeth who never been to Durban and did not sleep with men in months came forth and were found to be pregnant. It is believed that they are also victims of Samson’s incident.
After some investigations, doctors confirmed that Samson has a rare medical condition calledspermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.
“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” Doctors explained. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
Samson says his friends now call him “King of the North” and he likes the nickname.
Women are advised to stay away from the ocean and all women who have been in any beach recently are advised to take a pregnancy test as it is so far unclear if Samson impregnated the whole nation or not. But the doctors have stated that they are expecting the numbers to grow.

Source: satire
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