You know you are in South Africa when….Part 2 lol

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* Hijacking cars is a profession
* You can pay your tuition fees by holding up a sign at a traffic light
* The petrol in your tank may be worth more than your car
* More people vote in a local reality TV show than in a local election
* People have the most wonderful names: Christmas, Goodwill, Pretty, Wednesday,
Blessing, Brilliant, Gift, Precious, Innocence and Given
* “Now now” can mean anything from a minute to a month
* You continue to wait after a traffic light has turned to green to make way for taxis traveling in the opposite direction
* Traveling at 120 km/h you’re the slowest vehicle on the highway
* You’re genuinely and pleasantly surprised whenever you find your car parked where you left it
* A bullet train is being introduced, but we can’t fix potholes
* The last time you visited the coast you paid more in speeding fines and toll fees than you did for the entire holiday
* You paint your car’s registration on the roof
* You have to take your own linen with you if you are admitted to a government hospital
* You have to prove that you don’t need a loan to get one
* Prisoners go on strike
* You don’t stop at a red traffic light, in case somebody hijacks your car
* You consider it a good month if you only get mugged once
* Rwandan refugees start leaving the country because the crime rate is too high
* When 2 Afrikaans TV programs are separated by a Xhosa announcement of the following Afrikaans program, and a Zulu ad
* You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from SA

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